Clarification
I assumed the date on the previous post would read April 1st, the date on which I posted it. Instead, it reads March 29th, the date I first wrote and saved a draft of it. This, I believe, was the source of some confusion. As you may be familiar with, April 1st is popularly considered "April Fools Day", on which ridiculous or exaggerated measures are often taken with standard routines. Any silly hyperbolic caricatures and self-mockery was directed to this effect. Apologies for the confusion.Still, I highly recommend the links, especially the youtube videos. I put a lot of effort into finding them and they are, in a word, superlative.